#4 Meghan Markle: The only woman you need in your life

One of the ideas this week for the uni newspaper was the negative portrayal of Meghan Markle in the media. I saw this and pounced on it immediately like a menstruating woman in Cadbury’s World, only to realise that some other bitch has already claimed this article! But in light of the mention of suchContinue reading “#4 Meghan Markle: The only woman you need in your life”

#3 Bring a friend for free: Gym classes and mental health at UoB

My uni (Brummmyyy, in case you forgot) is doing a bring a friend to gym classes for free offer. For the uni newspaper, my job is to report on why this is fucking fabulous, without using the impressive alliteration, ‘fucking fabulous’ in the actual uni article, and how it can benefit our mental health, becauseContinue reading “#3 Bring a friend for free: Gym classes and mental health at UoB”

#2 Skiers are posh w*nkers; Snowboarding is the way to go

There’s nothing better than flying down a mountain at 60.9 km/ hour (hell yeah that’s my top speed), next to your younger sister that’s just not quite as fast as you, with a breath-taking view of never-ending snowy mountains ahead. When I say flying, I mean snowboarding, obviously. You will never find me holding aContinue reading “#2 Skiers are posh w*nkers; Snowboarding is the way to go”

The Big Blog #1 (and quite possibly also the last)

This is essentially my version of a YouTube channel – yeah, I’m THAT bitch. Hiya, mate. I’m an English Language and Linguistics student at the uni of BRUMMAAY. Although I’ll whack anyone round the head that chats shit about my course, I will admit that I have a lot of time to spare these days,Continue reading “The Big Blog #1 (and quite possibly also the last)”